About Me

  • my name is jay. like the letter. i also accept sinner, jaybs, jaynaynay and various name themed puns.
  • i don’t know what the fuck i am. you’re welcome to try and work it out. in the meantime, i prefer male pronouns.
  • i have the attention span of an actual canteloupe melon.
  • i’m not nearly as funny as i think i am.
  • i have an unhealthy relationship with fictionalized portrayals of real marines
  • mostly i just shout a lot about people and their stupid faces
  • if you don’t want to hear someone shouting about classics and cities, you’re probably in the wrong place
  • if you’re not following this chick then really i don’t know what you’re doing here
  • then there’s dean, who is the romantic friendship love of my life. you can’t have him.
  • likes: psychogeography, pretentious postmodern poetry, baby rhinoceroses, revolutionaries, boys that could break me in half, dangerously codependant siblings
  • dislikes: the patriarchy (see also: misogyny), benadryl cumbertwat


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