- my name is jay. like the letter. i also accept jaybs, jaybird and various name themed puns.
use whatever the fuck pronouns you want man, i don’t even care so apparently i do care. male pronouns please
- i have the attention span of an actual canteloupe melon.
- i’m not nearly as funny as i think i am.
- i have an unhealthy relationship with fictionalized portrayals of real marines
- mostly i just shout a lot about stupid people and their stupid faces
- if you don’t want to hear someone shouting about classics and cities, you’re probably in the wrong place
- if you’re not following this chick then really i don’t know what you’re doing here
- then there’s dean, who is the romantic friendship love of my life. you can’t have him.
- likes: psychogeography, pretentious postmodern poetry, baby rhinoceroses, revolutionaries, boys that could break me in half, dangerously codependant siblings, italian food, urban fantasy
- dislikes: people’s knees, the patriarchy, the bourgeois, broccoli