.only dostoyevsky could dream up someone like me

talk-revolution-to-me-baby replied to your post: i...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:17:59 +0100

talk-revolution-to-me-baby replied to your post: i took my jeans off because i was like YEAH…

98% sure I’m in love with you, Jaybird.

ONLY 98%? damn, i’m slipping

ourfauxpas: so maybe I should be some kind of laundry line,hang...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:16:10 +0100

so maybe I should be some kind of laundry line,
hang their things on me
and I will swing ‘em dry
you’re just wavin’ the sun through the afternoon,
and then see, they come to set you free
beneath the risin’ moon

theglowstickofdestiny replied to your post: i took...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:19:32 +0100

theglowstickofdestiny replied to your post: i took my jeans off because i was like YEAH…

dude

this is not the weirdest text post i’ve ever made, come on

deucaliony: WAIT HOLD UP IS FUCKING ENCINO MAN FROM GENERATION KILL ONE OF THE NEW ALPHAS?

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:18:23 +0100

deucaliony:

WAIT HOLD UP

IS FUCKING ENCINO MAN FROM GENERATION KILL ONE OF THE NEW ALPHAS?

orcses:

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:09:22 +0100

orcses:

i took my jeans off because i was like YEAH BLOGGING IN MY UNDERWEAR but it’s too cold so i...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:00:58 +0100

i took my jeans off because i was like YEAH BLOGGING IN MY UNDERWEAR but it’s too cold so i put them straight back on

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:55:59 +0100

it is an eternal source of disappointment that i don’t have my copy of gatsby here with me

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:10:55 +0100

it is an eternal source of disappointment that i don’t have my copy of gatsby here with me

my not so secret faves - the great gatsby by f. scott...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:06:10 +0100

my not so secret faves - the great gatsby by f. scott fitzgerald

so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past

(feat. anthony mackie as jay gatsby)

aseaofquotes: Dave Eggers, A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:59:49 +0100

aseaofquotes:

Dave Eggers, A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius

what if i made some graphics for my favourite books what if

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:28:03 +0100

what if i made some graphics for my favourite books

what if

Things you didn't want to know about me:

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:19:45 +0100

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: jay (jaybs, jaybird, janaynay, etc)
- Eye Color: brown
- Hair Style/Color: brown/ginger
- Height: 5’9, 5’10
- Clothing style: i wear almost everything a size too big. will mostly be found in jeans and a t-shirt or plaid. so much plaid.
- Best physical feature: ??? (harri says skin)

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: spiders
- Your guilty pleasure: ??? i don’t get feeling guilty for the things i like
- Ambitions for the future: publish a novel, travel the world

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: jesus fucking christ why am i conscious
- What you think about most: fuck, idk. food, writing, mma. toss up between the three
- What you think about before bed: jesus fucking christ why am i conscious
- You think your best quality is: ??? (harri says poise)

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: dates are a panic attack waiting to happen for me i choose neither
- To be loved or respected: feared
- Beauty or brains: beauty. i’m shallow, sue me.
- Dogs or cats: dogs. a) allergies, b) cats are evil incarnate

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: all the fucking time, mostly to myself
- Believe in yourself: pfffff
- Believe in love: sure, why not
- Want someone: several someones. i don’t want to talk about it.

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: not if i can help it
- Done drugs: not anymore
- Changed who you were to fit in: guilty.

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES

- Favorite color: green
- Favorite animal: wolves, rhinos, horses, dogs
- Favorite movie: i don’t understand the question and won’t respond to it
- Favorite game: monopoly. laugh all you want, fuckers

LAYER EIGHT: AGE

- Day your next birthday will be: december 8
- How old will you be: 21
- Does age matter: yup. i wouldn’t date anyone younger than 18, and my upper threshold is probably about 25?

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL

- Best personality: i like guys who don’t take themselves too seriously. confident, self assured, but able to laugh at themselves
- Best eye color: green, but i like dark eyes also
- Best hair color: dark, but i’m not gonna throw someone out of bed if they’re blond, you know
- Best thing to do with a partner: cooking, fucking (like you weren’t all thinking it)

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: my life right now
- I feel: happy
- I hide: a lot of my feelings
- I miss: my best friend(s)
- I wish: things were easier sometimes

i have 12 packets of crisps, two apples, four peaches and three biscuits on my desk right...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:53:26 +0100

i have 12 packets of crisps, two apples, four peaches and three biscuits on my desk right now

challenge accepted

thecakebar: Chocolate Cheesecake Chimichangas with a Strawberry...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:00:45 +0100

thecakebar:

Chocolate Cheesecake Chimichangas with a Strawberry Reduction Sauce

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:53:31 +0100

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:13:56 +0100

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Tue, 21 May 2013 13:48:50 +0100

Star Trek XII: Chekov Develops An Ulcer

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:30:29 +0100

Star Trek XII: Chekov Develops An Ulcer

aarontveeit: wow. musicals » kinky boots

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:26:57 +0100

aarontveeit:

wow. musicals » kinky boots

queen-dandelion: there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:21:52 +0100

queen-dandelion:

there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in

goddamn i would lose so much money